Does this pencil make me look fat?

So, I guess the Oilers won...again! woo. That's all i will say about it, although I didn't get to watch the game tonight (which is probably a good thing), because I've been studying for my citizenship test tomorrow! eeeeeek! I'm a bit nervous but when you think about how some people can live here and not speak English and STILL become a citizen by passing this test, you don't get so worried anymore.

As far as everything else goes, umm lets see, Jason came over for supper yesterday. Mother created a grand offering of lentils, veggies and some dead meat things. But LENTILS! woot. Thanks mother! She also provided us with 2, yes 2 bottles of Wine. Noice. I had a Manhattan for the 3rd time ever! Was still as yummy as I remembered. Umm....Jason bought us Pink Montaintops tickets! yay, I bought an extra for the Ca, when she comes a'visitin. It got sunnier out today. I'm glad. I have my Road Test on June 2nd. Ugh! Mother let me drive to her friend's house the other night! WOOO! She also screamed a tone point, no, make that yelped, when she thought I got too close to the curb-funny as shite! ha!

So I guess stuffs gotten better! Oh! Jason showed me the world of Home Movies! I'd only seen a couple but dude, they're rad. I could easily see them becoming rather addictive. Yes. Rather.

Anyways, now comes the question that has ben bothering me all night....
Does this pencil make me look fat?

Warm night-time Huggles,
Miss Pia.